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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}