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Lumezi is a constituency of the National Assembly of Zambia. It covers Chidonga, Chikuni, Chitungulu, Chikwinda, Chombelao, Kalatika, Kalikwe, Kawinga, Lumezi, Mukuku and Mwimba in Lumezi District of Eastern Province.
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{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
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