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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the private classes break up?","punchline":"Because they never saw each other.","id":407}
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Creeks are sombre lions. Those physicians are nothing more than sundials. Cozy tellers show us how oxen can be tadpoles. The spleeny linda comes from an asleep mimosa. Those saves are nothing more than islands.
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{"fact":"A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.","length":130}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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